Some Good Golf and . . .

Matt Bintzler - 1st Place Net, 2nd Place Gross
Matt Bintzler – 1st Place Net, 2nd Place Gross

After a warm and (by Arizona standards) humid Saturday Inferno Cup match, some big moves were made in the Cup standings. Heard Broadrick moved up 13 spots into 21st position. Dennis Kildare jumped from 28th to 15th place. Jason Sample went from 10th to 6th while Loren Molever from 32nd to 25th place.

Today’s match was won by the team of Heard Broadrick and Dennis Kildare. Loren Molever and Jason Sample finished two strokes back. Mark Ramser and Jim Gabriel were third, three strokes off the lead.

Matt Bintzler took low net honors posting a 67. Club Champion, Bailey Ogrin claimed low gross with a 74.

Low Gross

  1. Bailey Ogrin – 74
  2. Matt Bintzler, Mike Miller, Jason Sample and Rick Hurula – 79

Low Net

  1. Matt Bintzler – 67
  2. Dennis Kildare – 68
  3. Rick Hurula – 69

There were no changes in the top five positions in the Inferno Cup standings, but the field is closing in.

The greens continue to test golfer’s patience and build character. Once the summer rains arrive, they’ll start filling in, but for now, they are riding a little rough. I witnessed others having difficulty, but suspect I took the prize for putting misery. On the par three sixth hole on the Arroyo course, my tee shot landed about a foot from the pin. After a little hop, it came to rest 26 inches from the hole. I did manage to salvage a bogey. Come on rain!

George Stelmach Cards Career Round

GeorgeThe professor gave a lesson that won’t soon be forgotten. George Stelmach stood on the 15th tee only three over par. He felt good about his round. Only twice had he played so well at Gainey Ranch. He shot 75 on June 2nd of this year, but on an easier course combination than the one he was playing. On October 17, 2012 George shot his best round in years when he turned in a 74. If he could play the last four holes in even par, he would match his best round in years. As it happened, he couldn’t do that. He played the remaining four holes, including the toughest hole at Gainey, #7 Lakes, in two under par. George finished with a one over par 73. The net 58 tied Dennis Kildare, Raoul Encinas and Lawrence Rosen for the lowest documented net score in over two years at Gainey Ranch. The odds of scoring 73 on Arroyo/Lakes with a 15 handicap? 11,400-to-one!

While George was lighting it up, there was a golf match going on. It won’t come as a great surprise to learn that the winning team was that of Kris Rosser and George Stelmach. Kris shot a fine 76 to help George to victory lane. Howard Jones and Matt Bintzler finished second three strokes back. Stelmach earned enough Inferno Cup points to move him into fourth place in the standings while Jones’ second place finish helped him climb past Scott Hull into first place. Rosser took over fifth place.

Low Net

  1. George Stelmach – 58
  2. Howard Jones – 67
  3. Bailey Ogrin and Bryan Noonan – 68

Low Gross

  1. Bryan Noonan – 71
  2. George Stelmach – 73
  3. Bailey Ogrin

Menopause and the Inferno Cup

bitchForgive me. I just can’t help myself. Some metaphors are just begging to be used. I realize I may have lost some of our younger golfers (you’ll figure it out soon enough), but those of us playing in the fall of our careers will understand the metaphor better than others. Today’s Inferno Cup round was a test of patience. The course is going through “the change”. As it’s browning up and drying up, it’s toughening up. It no longer listens to our commands. Never mind that there are brown areas in the fairways that give pause to he who tries to pick the ball clean, there are bigger problems once (if ever) someone reaches the green (speaking of metaphors). It’s the time of year when the grasses are “transitioning”. As we await the start of the summer monsoons, the greens are more than a bit patchy, dry and bumpy. Frankly, they’re a real bitch. Strike a five-foot putt, sit back and try and predict the results. The ball moves left, then right, right again, a bump or two later it arrives at hole’s edge only to be deflected by the pouting mouth of a fickle and unpredictable target. It’s no fault of the green’s keeper or the ground crew; it’s just nature. Live with it. Most of us will survive. But for the time being, go ahead – pretend you’re in control. Enjoy your own “personal summer”. The course is a real bitch right now.

Dale Fitzhenry
Dale Fitzhenry

Despite our challenges, some golfers managed the course well enough to turn in some respectable rounds. Jason Sample carded a 75 to garner low gross honors. As the father of a new-born, he’s dealing with his own challenges, but apparently dealing with them well.

Low Gross

  1. Jason Sample – 75
  2. Kris Rosser – 77
  3. Mark Ramser – 80

Dale Fitzhenry was having his own heat wave and took low net honors with a 65. Dennis Kildare and Jason Sample were hot on his heels.

Low Net

  1. Dale Fitzhenry – 65
  2. Dennis Kildare and Jason Sample – 66

In the race for the Inferno Cup, George Stelmach and Mark Ramser both made big moves toward the top. Tom Hansen, Pat Collins and Heard Broadrick all made lunges toward the top. Stelmach, Ramser and Hansen were teammates and took first place in the team game. They won by four strokes; all other teams were within two strokes from top to bottom. A great competitive match.

OK boys. We got through that one. We’re alive, sitting up and taking nourishment and looking forward to the next round. It’s getting crowded at the top. My advice . . . let the greens do what they want with your balls. Once we get through a couple of big storms, life will be good again.

109° F, 43° C, 316° K – Warm Anyway You Cut It!

GabrielA lot of golf was played Friday and Saturday and some significant moves were made in the Inferno Cup standings. The fact of the matter is – it was warm. Summer in the desert is upon us. Now before you Canadians and Minnesotans and North Dakotans and Washingtonians and other escape artists start pointing and saying, “I told you so”, consider this. We were forced to swat no mosquitoes. Sweat was not dripping from our chins. We played 18 holes in roughly three hours. Our humidity is 16%. After a brief dip in the pool (or lake on #9 if you’re Bailey Ogrin), it is actually quite comfortable if not a wee bit chilly.

Meanwhile, back on the green, Friday’s competition saw Bill Petsas, Kris Rosser, Ken Vlah and Scott Hull finish at the top of the leaderboard. They beat Don Fruchtman, Jim Gabriel, Dan Hourihan and odds-on favorite, Blind Draw by one short missed putt. The rest of the teams finished well back apparently playing in a different event. Scott Hull strengthened his hold on first place in the Cup standings, but his lead is up for grabs as he’ll miss a couple of events. It’s unlikely he’ll return to his position at the top of the heap.

JasonJim Gabriel turned in an outstanding round of net 62. George Stelmach and Bill Petsas also performed very well. Petsas took home low gross honors with a 75.

Low Net

  1. Jim Gabriel – 62
  2. Bill Petsas – 65
  3. George Stelmach – 66

Low Gross

  1. Bill Petsas – 75
  2. Bailey Ogrin and Kris Rosser – 76

The Inferno Cup portion of Marty Howe’s Saturday Green event found competitors going head-to-head in individual play. Three golfers finished with net 68 and the battle was settled via scorecard playoff. Jason Sample topped the field after going back to the 17th hole on the playoff. Rick Hurula hung on to second place edging James Wexler on the 18th hole. Bailey Ogrin captured low gross honors.

Low Net

  1. Jason Sample, Rick Hurula and James Wexler – 68

Low Gross

  1. Bailey Ogrin – 75
  2. Jason Sample – 77
  3. Rick Hurula – 78

A total of 42 golfers have now accumulated points toward the Inferno Cup. Even though a few seem to have jumped off to a fast start, there’s plenty golf left to play. One thing is certain, the race has only just begun.

It was a Mazing Grace

AnnieWednesday’s Inferno Cup competition was, to say the least, interesting. It was a cross between a golf match, an intelligence test and reality show based upon finding your way around a golf course without dehydrating, being eaten by fire-ants or losing sight of Annie’s Mobile Restaurant and Lounge. Like mice in a maze, golfers worked their ways through the challenges that Mike Nichols had laid down for them. It wasn’t easy, but there were no fatalities.

The match format can best be described by the following formula.

TransformThe competitors played the same courses, but in different directions (split tees). Half of the competition called for a three man scramble. The other half of the competition called for a single best ball unless of course you were playing a par five in which case you needed two best balls. Handicaps were adjusted to reflect the phase of the moon and current tidal conditions and guys named “Mike” were given special powers that other golfers were denied.

When the space-time travelers emerged from their worm holes, Mike Forde, Mike Nichols and Jim Gabriel came out on top. The victory moved all three of them into the top twenty in the Inferno Cup standings.

Second place went to the team of Skyler Irvine, Sandy Wiener and Scott Hull. The runner-up finish gave Hull enough points to move him to the top of the leaderboard, but there’s still a lot of golf left to play. By the end of the week, forty-one players will have accumulated points in the race for the Cup.

Bryan’s Song

Noonan winsFormer club champion, Bryan Noonan turned in a one-under-par round from the back tees to win loss gross honors in a rare Friday morning Inferno Cup round. He beat his closest competitor by ten strokes. He carded five birdies and walked away with more skins than Davy Crockett in a good year. He also took low net honors distancing himself from the second place finisher by three strokes.

Low Gross

  1. Bryan Noonan – 71
  2. Bailey Ogrin and Kris Rosser – 81

Low Net

  1. Bryan Noonan – 65
  2. Skyler Irvine and Justin Thomas – 68

After a fine round, you might expect Bryan Noonan’s team to come out on top in the Inferno Cup event. It did. He and his partner, George Stelmach ran away from the field beating the second placed team of Scott Hull and Bruce Partridge by four strokes. James Wexler and Ron Dobkin captured third place after losing a scorecard playoff.

The Lakes/Dunes course played a little tougher than normal. It gave up only ten birdies and half of those went to Noonan. Six, seven and eight Lakes as well as seven and eight Dunes all played at well over bogey. The greens were tough and challenged everyone but Noonan.